EXPLOSION!

Official daily schedule of the Crimson Demon wizard

  1. Wake up and declare yourself the greatest mage.
  2. Find the biggest rock in the area.
  3. One explosion. Only one. Obviously.
  4. Fall flat on the ground, mana at zero.
  5. Get carried home. Repeat tomorrow.

Other spells: none. Not interested. Do not ask.

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